Aug 01 2014

yo any girls interested in meeting ok-looking guys with detestable personalities and anxiety disorders?

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the meaning of life

the meaning of life

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Jul 30 2014
OH YEAH

OH YEAH

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I wish i could turn myself black and white

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Jul 29 2014

TUMBLR ASKATHON!!!

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Jul 28 2014
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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise, via mister-comedy)

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Jul 23 2014

possible boy band names:

Starlight Kisses

A River Down Under

Yaya

Uncle Michael Bear’s Fast-Declining Rectal Function

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my dream has always been to be the least attractive member of a popular, dreamy boy band where I am the only one with any musical talent and the central compositional force

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animethug69:

cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life

(via james-plural-jones)

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a club for people genuinely scared by sonic.exe

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today i drove past a cop who immediately turned on his lights but drove off in the other direction and i felt my ballsack shrivel up from fear

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Jul 22 2014

Jul 17 2014
precocious

precocious

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