Oct 21 2014
should… should I call the police??

should… should I call the police??

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just had a dream that there were three cable channels (somewhere in the 300’s range) where you could watch seasoned MLB pitchers throwing baseballs at naked women. that’s it. no more kafka before bed

Oct 20 2014
  • guy: mr. president....the towers have been attack
  • bush: dang

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ladies

ladies

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Oct 19 2014

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around kids i have tryhard stepdad levels of charisma

Oct 15 2014
  • frat boy 1: dude i verbed my noun so adjective last night
  • frat boy 2: brah

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Oct 14 2014

badgorlbribri:

On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.

(via jaysandwichfart)

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please forward all asks and submissions to getabigdickquick.tumblr.com

thanks!

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me at 35:

"i swear every year these kids just get younger and younger"

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