Jul 23 2014

possible boy band names:

Starlight Kisses

A River Down Under

Yaya

Uncle Michael Bear’s Fast-Declining Rectal Function

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my dream has always been to be the least attractive member of a popular, dreamy boy band where I am the only one with any musical talent and the central compositional force

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animethug69:

cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life

(via james-plural-jones)

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a club for people genuinely scared by sonic.exe

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today i drove past a cop who immediately turned on his lights but drove off in the other direction and i felt my ballsack shrivel up from fear

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Jul 22 2014

Jul 17 2014
precocious

precocious

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Jul 15 2014

if you told me at age 5 that in 14 years my life would consist of staying up until 5AM every night and staring at a computer in the dark i think i would’ve cried

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whenever i’m down i always remember that i was born on the same day that gay porn star Joey Stefano died

Jul 14 2014

strategy games are cool because increasing the difficulty is usually a matter of making the AI smarter which is a tactic I wish more games would use but instead when we increase the difficulty of most games all it means is MORE BULLETS TO TAKE DOWN THE BAD GUYS AND LESS BULLETS TO TAKE DOWN THE GOOD GUYS

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Jul 13 2014

when you are prompted to buy DLC in the middle of a game

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for most people social media is about connecting with others 

for me, it’s always been about 100% unadulterated narcissism

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Jul 11 2014
We [Black theologians] want to know who Jesus was because we believe that that is the only way to assess who he is. […] Without some continuity between the historical Jesus and the kerygmatic Christ, the Christian gospel becomes nothing but the subjective reflections of the early Christian community.

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Jul 10 2014

hunting decoys make me laugh because i think about how the human equivalent would be blow up dolls

imagine seeing a field of beautiful naked women from far away but by the time you get close enough to realize they’re cheap plastic blow up dolls you get hit in the back of the head by a blowdart shot by a canadian goose

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Jul 09 2014

come:

installed a window in a house of 15 year old boys and heard nothing but prepubescent “what the fuck”s over static crowd noise soccer coverage and realized i was in the most bombable location in america

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