Apr 23 2014

may change

may stop

Apr 22 2014

every time a redneck buys a calvin pissing sticker, Bill Waterson sheds another tear

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Apr 18 2014

when people say “my faith in humanity has been restored” because of the benevolent actions of one person

Apr 14 2014

misogyny, misandry

it’s all so stupid, so pointless

misanthropy is where it’s at 

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Apr 11 2014

quintessential bad person moment: I saw some stupid girl sitting on the edge of an open window talking to people that were outside and i sincerely wanted her to fall (it’s only one story so i guess that makes it a little less worse)

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people often confuse nerds and losers

a nerd is someone who will have a high-paying job for the next 50 years

a loser is me:

-no friends

-no plan

-no life

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Apr 10 2014

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

(via maozedung)

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Apr 09 2014

ruining sentimentality is one of my favourite things

Apr 08 2014

songs to pet a dead dog to

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I’m still alive

Apr 03 2014
I’m a little pea
I love the sky and the trees
I’m a teeny tiny little ant
Checking out this and that
I am nothing
So you have nothing to hide
And I’m a pacifist
So I can fuck your shit up

Oh yeah I’m small

Fuck you asshole
You homophobic redneck dick
You’re big and tough and macho
You can kick my ass
So fucking what

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I decided to open a window and let the man smell out

I decided to open a window and let the man smell out

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Apr 02 2014

for reference

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follow for more songs not conceived under the influence of drugs

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when my dad gave me the album he made it didn’t have any artwork, so I thought I’d use this still from Rejected 

when my dad gave me the album he made it didn’t have any artwork, so I thought I’d use this still from Rejected 

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